FIRE engine RED in color SMS

Why is FIRE engine RED in color?
Ans: FIRE engine has a LADDER.LADDER has STEPS.STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT.FOOT is 2 b measured by a RULER.RULER can b a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the Queen of England. ELIZABETH is also d name of a ship tat sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES hav FINS. The ppl of FINLAND r calld FINS.The national flag of FINLAND is RED.So fire engine is RED in color.
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